Flatulence Deodorizer™

A US firm has started selling a device which will absorb the smell of your farts. The Flatulence Deodorizer is, claims the firm, the first realistic solution to what it describes as an "age old" problem.

The firm's advertising blurb quotes doctor Rae Seitz as saying that people "can go out to public places without fear of emitting embarrassing odors".

Are farts a problem? They sure are, says the firm. In its patent application, which you can find here, the description admits that while there is "prior art", the Flatulence Deodorizer has a slim profile and its filter is also washable and re-usable.

If you suffer from flatulence and would like to find out more, click here. [via The Inquirer]

Comments

[charles david kerns]

this pad seems to be exactly what i am looking for.not only do i bust ass constantly,but god do they smell like i had a egg salad/fried egg sandwich.nasty.sorry about the use of the words,but humor is the only way i feel comfortable about it.

[Lucy]

Wow! Talk about feeling liberated! I no longer need to hide away for fear of remarks like 'Wtf is that stench?!', or people crossing to the other side of the street to avoid me, or getting dirty looks! Thank you so much for this ingenious invention! Now I can live again!

[pete]

Both my dog and I are now quite the ladies men!
Thank you Flatulence Deodorizer™

[Ruth]

This is not working for me. Am I doing something wrong?