Trap A Fart

How to successfully Trap A Fart and save it for later.1. First you have to be able to produce a Fart
2. Take the lid off the jar
3. Fart into the Jar
4. Put the lid back on the jar before you let it out.
5. Bring the jar out at the appropriate time, and Bam you will knock'em dead!
6. Replace the lid and wait on the next function to occur.
You will be surprised how many people will want to smell it just to see if it really was in there.
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Posted by: bum | Friday, March 26, 2004 at 02:05 AM