Man Banned From Petrol Stations...For Drinking Petrol
Barmy Brian Taylor has been banned from every garage in his home town — for drinking petrol.
Gas guzzler Taylor, 36, cuts fuel lines on pumps and gulps down the unleaded because the toxic chemicals in it give him a high similar to alcohol.
And when it gets him tipsy he dances drunkenly across garage forecourts terrifying motorists.
Sometimes he drinks the fuel straight from the pump. On other occasions he heads home with a carry-out after filling a can with his favourite tipple. - The Sun
People are so weird. I'm surprised this guy hasn't keeled over and died yet.
Posted by: Shannon | Friday, February 04, 2005 at 10:00 PM
I drink petrol all the time.
Used to drink diesel, but it gave me a bad head in the mornings.
Posted by: Dordymush | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 01:28 PM
i used to drink meths but it got me in trouble cos i would end up bumming goats
'The Ruler'
Posted by: ruler | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 03:10 PM
I don't drink petrol myself, but my boyfriend does. He says it loosens him up ready for my 4 star nozzel.
Posted by: gmac | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 03:31 PM
i cant beilieve i didnt think of it sooner, pretend to be out of my nut on optimax...then no one would find it weird when i milk the bull with my mouth.
'ORB'
Posted by: orb | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 04:22 PM
i drink methane before i kiss the end of my dads one eyed bedroom ferret...he says it will make it taste better.
'Oberon'
Posted by: oberonspacefruit | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 04:26 PM