Man Gets Doctors To Make Him A Second Penis
Ananova: Man with two penises loses wife
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
I don't think Ananova see the real story here. The fact that the man has lost a wife is irrelevant, the man has two penises!!!

Now if the headline had said: Man with two wives loses penis. that's more believable.
Posted by: martin | Friday, March 11, 2005 at 08:52 PM
I can think of several potential job opportunities for this guy.
Posted by: pam | Friday, March 11, 2005 at 11:40 PM