You Couldn't Bake It Up
A baker has been ordered to rename her novelty pig tarts - because they don't contain any pork.
She has also been told her popular Paradise Slice has to be reclassified as it does not come from paradise and because her robin tarts do not contain the red-breasted birds, they must also be renamed.
She must now rename them all “novelty cakes” in case customers are “confused”. Link