Skoda Rapid

How to turn a Skoda Rapid into something a little sportier. [via]

Comments

[Jess]

As a representative of women everywhere, may I just say that while this post is aimed to be amusing, guys who do these sorts of things to their cars and take it seriously are MOST unappealing to us girls. Nothing screams "wank stain" like a guy standing next to his "souped up" car with the hood popped only to display an incredibly shiny (and occasionally even colour co-ordinated) series of metal under there.
I don't know about other countries, but in Sydney there I have been witness to an embarrassing culture of wankers hanging around the car parks of fast food joints (like Maccas or KFC) showing off their shiny engines.
In related news, research has shown that the amount of lays a guy receives is inversely proportional to how souped up his mediocre car is. Statistics also reveal a positive, significant correlation between the shininess of one's engine and the wankiness that is exhibited by the subject's personality.

[bob]

and for the amount that just cost him to convert that pile of junk into something that resembles shiny junk, he may as well of brought a secondhand ferrari.

[waaw]

jess, studies also show that the longer the text you post on a blog, the sadder someone's life is and it also shows the person needs to get laid big time.