Whilst I was away you may not have seen the following...
Cardiff UFO

Stunned police gave chase to a UFO after it attacked their helicopter near a military base earlier this month.
The mystery aircraft zoomed straight at the chopper as the three-man cop crew prepared to land.
The pilot banked sharply to avoid being hit, then launched into a high-speed pursuit. But he was forced to give up the chase as the helicopter’s fuel ran low - and the UFO escaped.
'Lost' Tribe Wasn't Really Lost
A Brazilian tribe that was reporteded to have been previously undiscovered was actually first discovered in 1910.
Tribal guardian admits the Amazon Indians’ existence was already known, but he hoped the publicity would lift the threat of logging.
The disclosures have been made by the man behind the pictures, José Carlos Meirelles, 61, one of the handful of sertanistas – experts on indigenous tribes – working for the Brazilian Indian Protection Agency, Funai, which is dedicated to searching out remote tribes and protecting them.
Giant Eddie Murphy Spotted On Freeway
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Nettle Eating Contest
A man won the 2008 Nettle Eating Contest by scoffing over 60ft of the stuff.
Hadron Collider May Cause The End Of The World
A Large Hadron Collider at CERN on the French/Swiss border, may cause the end of the world if put into operation...or maybe not.
The World's Most Pierced Woman Lives In Edinburgh
The world's most pierced woman lives in Edinburgh (I spotted her on the weekend) and has a stall on the Royal Mile, possibly selling one of her 5,000+ piercings.