My Penis Enlargement Ring Has Arrived

My penis enlargement/male enhancement has arrived. On first impressions it doesn't seem impressive for $40 but I'm sure it's going to work wonders! It consists of just a strip of rubber with a tiny magnet concealed in part of it.

Apparently, the magnet, which also contains germanium and tourmaline, promote healthy blood flow in your John Thomas, nothing more, nothing less.

Call me crazy, but rather than waste it, I may as well strap it the old slag hammer and see if it works.

To save any embarrassment on my part, let's just say that the counter starts at 0 inches. Watch this space.