My favourite part was when the skin was sliced off to be made into delicious pork scratchings.
3 ATMs in London now allow you to select Cockney Slang as your chosen language. You have to enter your 'Huckleberry Finn' (pin) to use the machine, check out how much 'sausage and mash' (cash) they have and withdraw 'speckled hens' (tens). Link.
Twitter's so old hat!
Sao Paulo underground bosses have installed larger seats at underground stations to allow people of a larger stature to sit whilst waiting for a train. The seats are twice the size of a regular seat and can accommodate people weighing up to 500lbs. [via]
A goldfish which survived being flushed down the lavatory is enjoying a new lease of life after being rescued from a sewage plant near East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire.
The fish, nicknamed Pooh, is now being looked after at the Philipshill Waste Water Treatment Works until a new home can be found for it.
CNN's guide to the 12 most annoying types of Facebookers. Love the last one:-
A motorist sits precariously on the Maple-Oregon Bridge in Sturgeon Bay after getting stuck on the bridge as it opened. The motorist safely went on her way after the bridge was lowered. Police are hoping she’ll call to explain how she managed to get stuck in that position. Link
A drug lord in Mexico got busted and this is what police found.