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Video: When Auditions Go Bad

American Pie 'star' Chris Klein having a bad audition for a role in Mamma Mia.

A Fish That's As Big As [Insert Celebrity]

An odd post from the Daily Telegraph in which it compares the weights of celebrities to giant fish.

Video: Why You Shouldn't Believe Every Celebrity Story You Read

A new documentary has been produced that highlights why you should believe every celebrity story you read in the papers. The Guardian has a video interview with the creator.

Paris Hilton To Help The Economic Crisis

If you are worried about the current economic crisis, worry no more. Paris Hilton has pledged to help the economy the only way she knows how - shopping.

"It's really scary about the economy right now. So the way I'm playing my part in helping is doing a lot of shopping wherever I go."

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Coolspotters - Tracking Celebrities and Brands

Coolspotters is a celeb blog with a twist. The aim of the site is to make it easy to discover and buy the products being used by the celebs – in their real lives, and in movies and television.

Britney Teaches Son To Drive

Britney Spears has been spotted near her LA home giving her two-year-old son Sean Preston driving lessons. The two were seen driving in a £150 Fisher Price mini-Cadillac Escalade in the driveway of her Beverly Hills home. After a bump on the weekend, she's probably not the best person to be teaching him to drive.

If Celebrities Moved to Oklahoma

What celebrities would look like if they were from Oklahoma. I hope I don't offend anyone from Oklahoma with this post.

67 Celebrities Who Are Scientologists

Some of these surprised me. [via]

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics

Jennifer Aniston has still got it. More over at Hollywood Tuna.

Photos Of Hollywood Celebrities In Scenes From Hitchcock Films

Photos of current Hollywood celebrities photographed in scenes from Hitchcock films. [via]

Paris Hilton - "I Could Be Happy If I Had Nothing"

In an interview with Parade, Paris Hilton talks about being rich and famous and says that she could be happy if she had nothing. That's easy to say when you're rich and famous! [via]

Paparazzi Brazenly Takes Upskirt Photograph

This pap obviously has no morals. Click image to see how far he goes.

Video: Britney's Huge Police Escort To Hospital

With that amount of police you'd think the president was in the ambulance. TMZ has another video. Related news story.

Celebrity Money

It's surprising how well some of these line up.

Video: Britney's British?

Who knew that Britney's actually British. (skip to the 2min mark).

Video: Tom Cruise Is Crazy

He's well and truly brainwashed. [via]

Note: The interview is actually 9 minutes but the video above is showing less than 5 minutes. Here's the full-length version on YouTube but if it gets pulled, Gawker also has the video.

Video: Mariah Carey Rings In The New Year...

...a little late.

Diddy's Top 10 Tips For A New Year's To Remember

With NYE just around the corner, Diddy has compiled 10 top tips for ensuring your party is has good as his.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Turns Down Offer From Playboy

Jennifer Love Hewitt has shattered the dreams of many men by reportedly turning down an offer to appear in Playboy.

"There was an offer but she declined," Love Hewitt's representative told Usmagazine.com.

A source reportedly said the terms of the proposal weren't discussed.

Playboy offered the actress a substantial amount for a pictorial after seeing her controversial bikini photos from Hawaii. Link

Jennifer Love Hewitt Responds To Bikini Photos

I figured that there must have been something in the news about the Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini photos after 29% 71% of visitors to AWV today came looking for the photos.

In a statement on her website, she hits back at critics of the photos taken of her in a bikini on a beach in Miami

"I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized."

"To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all the girls out there that are struggling with their body image."

"A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be, and being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful."

"What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles."

"To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist," she wrote, "put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong."

When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong

Why couldn't Joan Van Ark grown old gracefully like the vast majority of people. It looks like she needs a shave. Link

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pics

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been getting a slating on celebrity blogs for wearing a bikini whilst being a little out of shape. She was photographed on a beach in Hawaii whilst celebrating her engagement to boyfriend Ross McCall.

I say good on her for being comfortable with the way she looks. She may have put on a bit of weight lately but I'm fine with that. Having a thing for her I would say that.

More photos here.

Update: Jennifer Love Hewitt Responds To Bikini Photos

Tara Reid To Appear At Hooker's Ball

According to The Sun, "Hollywood A-Lister" and star of "Amercian" (sp) Pie, Tara Reid, is to appear at this Sunday's Hooker Ball in Australia. She is apparently going to dress up as a prostitute and judge a wet T-shirt contest at the event at Darwin's Discovery nightclub. A normal night out for her then.

Video: Snoop Dogg Gets 'Hated On' By British Airport Police

Why can't he and entourage travel quietly like everyone else? [via]

Paris Hilton's Halloween Costume

Paris Hilton could have made more of an effort when she attended a Halloween party in Bel Air on the weekend. She's not going to win any prizes for wearing her Friday night outfit.

Jennifer Ellison Rollerblading

Jennifer Ellison must crave the attention of the paparazzi. Here she is rollerblading down a street in a skimpy bikini top and there are no end of pics of her flaunting her bristols on the beach as if she's on a magazine shoot. (e.g. #, # and #)

Mariah Carey Having Her Moustache Waxed

Divas aren't supposed to do that!

Val Kilmer's Treehouse

Take a tour around Val Kilmer's very cool cliff side treehouse.

Guess The Celebrity Butt

How good are you at identifying celebrity butts?

Guess The Celebrity Bra Size

Can you guess the bra sizes of these (mainly British) celebs?

Esquire Names Charlize Theron Its 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

Charlize Theron has an Oscar, a Golden Globe and a Screen Actors Guild award. Now she's Esquire magazine's "sexiest woman alive."

In an interview with the magazine, Theron discusses her least favourite film, Reindeer Games. Least favourite? That's gotta be her best movie, but only if you are looking at it from a 'Mr Skin' point of view. Link

Celebrities That Blog

Celebrity Cowboy Gossip has a list of 66 celebrities that blog, plus commenters on Digg have been adding more. [via]

Video: Eva Longoria Sex Tape

The Internets was buzzing with rumours of an Eva Longoria sex tape that existed and may have leaked onto the Internet. It turns out it's true. Except that it's just a parody of Paris Hilton's infamous "One Night in Paris" sex video. It's not even a good parody! Of course, I'm only basing that opinion on what I've heard about the Paris Hilton video. View it for yourself here. (SFW)

Video: Paris Hilton Gets A Grilling By David Letterman

You kinda feel sorry for her but I guess it's her own fault for being dumb enough to go there and sit there and take it.

Just Britney Art Show

Britney Spears was the subject of over 50 pieces of art at a Hollywood gallery over the weekend.

Pieces range from a portrait of the 25-year-old singer, "Gum Blond XLVIII" by Jason Kronenwald, made of chewed bubble gum, to the 6-foot by 10-foot (1.8 by 3.0-metre) "Snake Charmer" by Jamie Boling, based on a paparazzi photo of Britney exiting a car with her skirt hiked up and no panties on.

Gallery of the Absurd has more images.

Britney's Ex-Bouncer Spills The Beans

Britney Spears' ex-bouncer has been spilling the beans about what it's like working with Britney and gives an insight into the crazier side of her. The News of the World has the full article and Dlisted has done a good job of summarising the best parts.

The 25 Ugliest Celebrities

Campus Squeeze's list of the 25 ugliest celebrities complete with the worst photos ever taken of said celebrities.

Celebrity Cleavage Showdown - Christina Aguilera vs Carmen Electra

Horny Oyster continues its Celebrity Cleavage Showdown with Christina Aguilera vs Carmen Electra. It's a tough one, and Xtina has a bit of an advantage being pregnant. The winner of this round will face either Jennifer Love Hewitt or Scarlett Johansson (another tough one). [via]

Hayden Panettiere Goes Shopping For Thongs

I know all women do it, but this is Hayden Panettiere...shopping for thongs! I've said too much.

Madonna's Purple Penetrator

Madonna's not ashamed when it comes to buying something for the bedroom.

Celebrity Cleavage Showdown - Paris Hilton vs Carmen Electra

Jennifer Love Hewitt won the last content, who will win this one? The picture's hardly fair as Paris has no cleavage and Carmen has plenty.

Video: Leave Britney Alone!

This fan's really bummed about everyone's reaction to Britney's VMA show. (Warning: Bad Language) [via]

Oops...Britney Spears Flashes Again

This is obviously Britney's way of trying to get us to forget about her awful VMA performance. This explains the sudden surge in people hitting my site looking for Britney's foof. You probably won't want to click through.

Britney's Bungled Performance Drives Big Traffic To MTV

Britney's comeback performance (see video) at the MTV VMA's on Sunday may have been bad for her career but have been a boon for Viacom, MTV's parent company.

User's flocked to the site to view Britney forget words that she was only required to lip-sync and bungle across the stage with little coordination.

On Sunday, MTV.com saw 2.6 million visitors log on, a tally that broke the site's previous record for daily traffic. The site also delivered 7 million video streams by Monday afternoon, which topped the previous best day of 6.7 million.

It also appears (judging by my statistics) that her lack lustre performance has inspired people to search for this infamous upskirt photos.

Katie Holmes Gives Fan Photos

This Katie Holmes fan is going to be disappointed when he sees the picture that Katie took. [via]

Celebrities Who Have Attempted Suicide

Mental Floss has a long list of celebrities who have attempted suicide.

Celebrity Face Transplants

Celebrities who have had other celebrity's faces transplanted onto them.

Study: Jessica Alba Has The Perfect Wiggle

According to mathematicians at Cambridge University, Jessica Alba has the ultimate sexy strut.

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.

While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.

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Pervy Pap Takes A Peek Up Paris Hilton's Skirt

No point. We've seen it all before.

Mini-Paris

Looks like Paris has been recruiting an heir. [via]