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Video: This Guy Really Likes His 'Moobs'

Cops Find Man Isn't Dead, Just A Slob

Police who were alerted to a bad smell in an apartment were surprised when the body they expected to find turned out to be a very messy slob.

The awful stench coming from a Queens apartment on Monday was so bad that cops thought they would find a body inside.

But when firefighters busted down the the door, they found tenant Ming Li Sung was very much alive - and living with rotting garbage piled floor to ceiling.

"When they started trying to clear away some of the trash to get in, he popped up inside, yelling, 'Get out! Get out!'" said Ray West, who lives across the hall.

The apartment looked like a landfill, with trash jammed top to bottom and pressing up against the flat's front door and rear window.

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Video: Chinese Dentist Makes Tower of Human Teeth

A Chinese dentist has collected over 28,000 decaying teeth and made an eight foot statue to display them in his lobby. [via]

Woman Changes Name To Princess-Rainbow.com

A woman from Manchester has become the first person in the UK to change her name by Deed Poll to a web domain, according to the Legal Deed Service.

Twenty-four-year-old Claire Forshaw changed her name to Princess-Rainbow.com last week because she really liked rainbows!

She had previously been put off changing her name by her boyfriend, 23-year-old Robert Morris, who had tried to dissuade her by claiming it would cost hundreds of pounds. Then she found out that she could get it changed for as little as £10.

The Legal Deed Service says it “firmly believes” the former Ms Forshaw is the first person to change her name to a web domain. Princess-Rainbow.com, who currently works as a care assistant, plans to use her namesake web domain to set up an online business selling artwork. Link

Video: The Ghost of Michael Jackson?

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Flight Diverted After Passenger Takes All His Clothes Off

A flight had to be diverted after a man suffering from bi-polar disorder stripped naked. Two off-duty police officers were on board who subdued the man whilst it was being diverted. Read more.

Video: Mini-Hulk is Freaky!

Swansea Students Set Smurf World Record

Over 2500 students at Swansea University have broke the world record for most people dressed as Smurfs. There's a record for that? [Thanks Tod]

Video: OMG! Alien Found In Pakistan

Video: These Farmers Don't Need No Stinking Tractor

Wool Fetish

I shouldn't be surprised by this weird fetish as people can get turned on by almost anything but being turned on by wool is pretty damn weird. If you really must, you can view more photos here (some NSFW).

Video: The Pipe Smoking Channel

A YouTube channel featuring over 7,200 videos of the same old guy smoking pipes. Nothing more.

Lahore Beggar

This beggar from Lahore, Pakistan could probably have a career in Hollywood.

Bank Hires Strippers

According to English Russia, a Russian bank has tried to lure new customers by employing strippers to dance above the bank. They have lots of SFW photos.

Video: Naked Protest Over The Killing Of Seals.

I think they're protesting to the wrong people. Most of the people watching are probably just perving.

Lion in a Sidecar on a Wall of Death

Apparently this was all the rage back in the 30s. [via]

Man Breaks Into House To Eat Steak

A man returned to his home to find someone had broken in, but nothing was missing - except a $6 steak that was apparently cooked and eaten while he was away.

The man had broken a window to gain entry and rather than take anything decided to cook a steak that had been left out to defrost. Link

Drinking Beer Covered In Bees

You know you're hardcore when you can smoke, ride a donkey a drink a beer whilst covered in bees.

Man Breaks Into Sex Shop, Has Sex With Blow-Up Dolls

A man has been breaking into sex shops in Cairns, Australia and having sex with blow-up dolls abandoning them in a nearby lane.

The man's method of entry (into the shop) is to smash his way through the wall and squeeze in.

As well as having sex with the dolls, he also has a strange habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building. Link

Thai Woman Sets New Scorpion Record

Thailand's Scorpion Queen, 39-year-old Kanchana Kaetkaew, has set a new world record - by holding a poisonous scorpion in her mouth for just over two minutes.

Kaetkaew completed the record in Pattaya, Thailand and was handed the arachnid by her husband - who, coincidentally, is known as the Centipede King.

She has gone on to begin her second world record attempt: entering a glass compound where she hopes to stay for 33 days and nights along with 5,000 scorpions. That would be one day longer than the current record which she set in 2002. Link

Video: Boy Rescued From Safe

Biggest Pokemon Fan In The World

Photos showing someone who has taken their obsession with Pokemon just a little too far.

Real Doll or Human

More photos here. [via]

Teenager Changes Name To World's Longest

A teenager has changed his name by deed-poll to the world's longest name. George Garratt, 19, changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined".

The teenager, from Glastonbury, Somerset, added that while he thought the new name was "crazy", his grandmother was no longer speaking to him.

Video: This Guy Has Got Some Balls

Actually, he hasn't.

Man Charged With Dumping Silicone Girlfriend

A man in Japan has been charged with dumping his silicone 'girlfriend'. On August 21st, the 60-year-old man wrapped the 1.7m, 50kg doll in a sleeping back and drove it to a wooded area and dumped her. Two weeks later, a couple called the police after discovering what they thought was a dead body. The body had been wrapped in a bag and bound around the neck, waist and ankles. A head of black hair protruded from one end of the bag. Forensic pathologists soon discovered that the corpse was actually a lifelike doll. The incident quickly spread to national and international newspapers and on September 6th the man contacted police. It was revealed that the man had lived with the doll for many years after his wife had passed away but decided to get rid of it after making plans to move in with one of his children. According to police:

“It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”

The man now faces fines for violating Japan’s Waste Management Law. [via]

Smallest Man Meets World's Longest Legs

Image via Metro

The world's smallest man has met the woman with the longest legs ever. Svetlana Pankrtova's legs rise a whopping 51.96in while He Ping Ping measures at just 29.37in tall. They met today in London's Trafalgar Square to celebrate the launch of this year's Guinness Book Of Records. Link

'Unfloppy' Rabbit Ears Prompt 999 Call

I love it when police forces reveal the details of some of the crazy calls they receive. A force in central Scotland has released details of a few gems such as the woman who dialled 999 because a rabbit she bought via a newspaper did not have floppy ears, a woman who called after she was splashed by a car which drove through a puddle and a man who dialled 999 to ask for the post code of a police station.

Related: Dog Dials 911 When Owner Has Seizure

Cucumber Pickers of Belarus

More photos.

I Hope That's Made Of Mud

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Burglar Hits Man Over Head With Sausage, Rubs Spices Into Another

A burglar has been arrested after he broke into a home a hit the owner over the head with a 20cm long sausage. He also rubbed spices over the body of another man in the house in Fresno, California before fleeing.

Police found Antonio Vasquez, 22, hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks. Unfortunately, police were unable to save the weapon from being eaten by the owner's dog. Link

Video: Chuck Norris Midget

This guy's got some moves!

Odd Animated GIFs

Random Good Stuff has posted a selection of weird, amusing and some slightly NSFW animated GIFs including the one above which should make all men wince.

Nigerian Man To Divorce 82 Wives

A Nigerian religious leader with 86 wives has accepted an Islamic decree ordering him to divorce all but four of them, local authorities say. He had been sentenced to death but that was lifted.

Amazingly, the 84-year-old man has managed to get all of his wives pregnant at the same time. Link [via]

Man Steals 2,865 Bicycles

Image via Core77

A man in Toronto has been caught stealing 2,865 bicycles. He allegedly recruited homeless people and mental patients to help him steal the machines which he stored at his shop, the Bicycle Clinic.

According to this article, almost 500 bicycles have been returned to their owners. Here's a NYTimes article with more information and a mugshot.

Police Use Fridge Magnets To Leave Calling Card

A family discovered this message written on their fridge using fridge magnets after police raided the house whilst searching for a wanted man who had been recalled to prison. Full story here. [via]

An Illustrated Look at 25 Strange Fetishes

Some of these are really weird.

How Many Cheerleaders Can You Fit Into An Elevator?

Not 26.

Man Had Sex With 400 Cows

And he did it after torturing them and before killing them. Freak! Link

Buy Your Own Universe

Forget buying a plot of land on the moon, for a bargain $9,999 you can buy your very own parallel universe.

Tokuda The 73-Year-Old Japanese Porn Star

CNN has an interview with Shigeo Tokunda, a 73-year-old 'porn star' from Japan. Since retiring as a 9 to 5 travel agent, Tokunda (his porn star name) has starred in over 200 adult videos.

Surprisingly his videos are selling well, even to the surprise of the company producing the videos:-

"To be honest, I don't understand why people are buying these videos," he says. "I think our older customers must feel a sense of security by watching videos with an actor who is in the same generation."

Video: "My Cell Phone's Ringing" Dance

Ummm... [via]

Son Finds Tapes Of Mother Having Sex With...

This is not what you want to see your mother doing.

Video: Cheetos Porn

Ummm.... (NSFW) [via]

'It Never Really Hurt' Says Man With Nail In His Head

George Chandler says he didn't know a 2-and-a-half-inch nail was driven into his skull until his work colleague spotted it stuck through his cap. He felt a little sting but that was about it.

Upon discovering the nail in his noggin, George called for medical assistance. A doctor tried to remove the nail using pliers but was unsuccessful so borrowed a claw hammer from a worker! It worked.

"He got a screwdriver at the same time, and he took the screwdriver and pried the nail up a little bit and got the claw hammer," Chandler said.

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Video: David Lynch: Panties in my Mouth

A remix of a video that's not worth watching because it ain't going to be as weird/funny as this. [via]

Video: Man Wearing Just Bed Sheet And Girlfriend's Ugg Boots Ram Raids Shop

Video: Indians Throw Babies Off 50ft High Roof

A bizarre Indian ritual which involves through children over a 50ft high roof onto a sheet. Devotees believe this ritual is good for the health of the child.

Video: Cross-Dressing Dwarf Hillary Clinton

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder. [via]

Video: Peeing In a Clown's Mouth

I posted an image of this weird looking urinal a long time ago - I never realised that it moved as well!