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Monday, October 04, 2004

Man Mistakes Penis For Chicken's Neck, Cuts It Off, Dog Eats It

Reuters: Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

It's been such a long time since we last had a penis removal story.


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Rodney Olsen

I'm sorry ... but no matter how I try to get my mind around this I can't work out how you could mistake your own penis with a chicken neck. I know it was dark. I know there must have been a flurry of activity. I know that sometimes people talk about penises as 'peckers' and chickens certainly do peck but I just can't manage to understand it.

Do you think the chicken and the dog were working together on this one?


Well he is 67 afterall and may not be "all there" It would be difficult to confuse the two I agree!

karl babbitt

okay dude come on how do u think ur penis is a chicken head? its darkm and all but come on. its not that hard to NOT cut off ur penis man..its dark and ur old but, thers no exeption there. uve had that thing since b4 u where even born man...jesus..

matt lothamer

wow what a fucking retard, and the dog must've threw it up too


This is completely gross... i mean how could u cut off ur own penis i feel sorry for u & i'm not even a guy...i mean... i would be so terribly sad if my boyfriend lost his... it is a fantastic greatly prized, HUGE object... well, atleast my boyfriend's. And as for the dog, i like sucking but not eatting penises...eww... the dog is sick!!! Oh, and my deep regrets to the man who is now a woman, and aparently it was so small to mistake it for a chickens neck cuz chicken necks are no that big!!!

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