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I Hope That's Made Of Mud

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Burglar Hits Man Over Head With Sausage, Rubs Spices Into Another

A burglar has been arrested after he broke into a home a hit the owner over the head with a 20cm long sausage. He also rubbed spices over the body of another man in the house in Fresno, California before fleeing.

Police found Antonio Vasquez, 22, hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks. Unfortunately, police were unable to save the weapon from being eaten by the owner's dog. Link

Video: Chuck Norris Midget

This guy's got some moves!

Odd Animated GIFs

Random Good Stuff has posted a selection of weird, amusing and some slightly NSFW animated GIFs including the one above which should make all men wince.

Nigerian Man To Divorce 82 Wives

A Nigerian religious leader with 86 wives has accepted an Islamic decree ordering him to divorce all but four of them, local authorities say. He had been sentenced to death but that was lifted.

Amazingly, the 84-year-old man has managed to get all of his wives pregnant at the same time. Link [via]

Man Steals 2,865 Bicycles

Image via Core77

A man in Toronto has been caught stealing 2,865 bicycles. He allegedly recruited homeless people and mental patients to help him steal the machines which he stored at his shop, the Bicycle Clinic.

According to this article, almost 500 bicycles have been returned to their owners. Here's a NYTimes article with more information and a mugshot.

Police Use Fridge Magnets To Leave Calling Card

A family discovered this message written on their fridge using fridge magnets after police raided the house whilst searching for a wanted man who had been recalled to prison. Full story here. [via]

An Illustrated Look at 25 Strange Fetishes

Some of these are really weird.

How Many Cheerleaders Can You Fit Into An Elevator?

Not 26.

Man Had Sex With 400 Cows

And he did it after torturing them and before killing them. Freak! Link

Buy Your Own Universe

Forget buying a plot of land on the moon, for a bargain $9,999 you can buy your very own parallel universe.

Tokuda The 73-Year-Old Japanese Porn Star

CNN has an interview with Shigeo Tokunda, a 73-year-old 'porn star' from Japan. Since retiring as a 9 to 5 travel agent, Tokunda (his porn star name) has starred in over 200 adult videos.

Surprisingly his videos are selling well, even to the surprise of the company producing the videos:-

"To be honest, I don't understand why people are buying these videos," he says. "I think our older customers must feel a sense of security by watching videos with an actor who is in the same generation."

Video: "My Cell Phone's Ringing" Dance

Ummm... [via]

Son Finds Tapes Of Mother Having Sex With...

This is not what you want to see your mother doing.

Video: Cheetos Porn

Ummm.... (NSFW) [via]

'It Never Really Hurt' Says Man With Nail In His Head

George Chandler says he didn't know a 2-and-a-half-inch nail was driven into his skull until his work colleague spotted it stuck through his cap. He felt a little sting but that was about it.

Upon discovering the nail in his noggin, George called for medical assistance. A doctor tried to remove the nail using pliers but was unsuccessful so borrowed a claw hammer from a worker! It worked.

"He got a screwdriver at the same time, and he took the screwdriver and pried the nail up a little bit and got the claw hammer," Chandler said.

Link

Video: David Lynch: Panties in my Mouth

A remix of a video that's not worth watching because it ain't going to be as weird/funny as this. [via]

Video: Man Wearing Just Bed Sheet And Girlfriend's Ugg Boots Ram Raids Shop

Video: Indians Throw Babies Off 50ft High Roof

A bizarre Indian ritual which involves through children over a 50ft high roof onto a sheet. Devotees believe this ritual is good for the health of the child.

Video: Cross-Dressing Dwarf Hillary Clinton

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder. [via]

Video: Peeing In a Clown's Mouth

I posted an image of this weird looking urinal a long time ago - I never realised that it moved as well!

Superman Blow-Up Doll

The combination of a child holding the doll and the wide open mouth is quite disturbing. [via]

Video: Gimp and the Midget

WTF?!?

Gambling Addict Has 40 Stone Shoes Made

A gambling addict shows off his new shoes – 40-stone metal boots designed to stop him going out to play poker.

Lai Yingying’s wife had them made so he could not walk to his poker buddy’s home.

Cards nut Lai, of Xiamen City, China, said: “The shoes take 30 minutes to put on using a special set of bolts and screws.

"I don’t bother going anywhere in the evenings now.” Link

Have You Seen This Man?

If so, the Thai police are looking for him. The sketch, based on eyewitness reports, is of a man who stole 200,000 baht from a Thai bank. Good luck! Link [via]

Drunk Student Swallows His Door Key Rather Than Go Home

This is the picture that solved the mystery of a drunken student's lost door key.

Chris Foster had no memory of swallowing the two-inch Yale key at a party to stop his friends taking him home when they decided he had had enough to drink.

The 18-year-old computer design student spent the night on a convenient sofa and did not believe his friends when they told him why he couldn't find his key the next day.

When he started feeling unwell, however, he began to suspect they might be telling the truth and went to hospital for an X-ray which revealed the key nestling in his stomach.

Doctors sent him home, telling him to let nature take its course, and the key emerged 31 hours later.

After a thorough rinse it was back on Chris's fob - saving him the £20 his landlord would have charged for a replacement. Link

Goth And 'Pet Girlfriend' Banned From Bus

A Goth who took his 'pet girlfriend' for a ride on the bus has complained that he was discriminated against by a bus driver who refused to let them on board.

Tasha Maltby, 19, and her fiance, Dani Graves, 25, were not allowed to get on a bus in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, and claim the driver told them: : "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."

Bus company Arriva Yorkshire admits the couple were barred from the bus but said it was because of passenger safety. Link

Click the image above for a larger version and view another image here.

Limbo Skating

Six-year-old Aniket Chindak has spent three months conditioning his body so that he can limbo on skates underneath cars. He has set an unofficial world record by rolling under 57 cars in 45 seconds. And now he wants to skate under 100 cars. Part of his training involves skating 60 miles twice a week. Link (w/ another image)

Antarctic Base Staff Evacuated After Christmas Brawl

Two scientists working on the remote US-operated Amundsen-Scott South Pole station in Antarctica had to be airlifted to New Zealand after they got injured during a "drunken Christmas punch-up". One man suffered a broken jaw and was discharged from a hospital in Christchurch whilst the other flew back to the United States. Link

Santas Go On Rampage

A 50-stron gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema frightening customers, damaging property and swearing.

Police believe the Santas, who went on the rampage in New Zealand, were a group of university students. (Link w/ video)

Video: Weird Japanese Gameshow Involving An Octopus

Any ideas what this show is all about? [via] (btw, clicking on the 'Pornkolt' logo will take you to a porn site)

Man Gets Breast Implants For His Tattoo

A Canadian man gets a set of silicone implants for a tattoo of a woman on his leg. Link [via]

Video: The Human Caterpillar

"Prince Randian was an armless and legless sideshow performer known alternately as “The Living Torso,” “The Snake Man,” “The Human Worm,” “The Human Cigarette Factory,” and “The Amazing Caterpillar Man.” Randian spoke Hindi, German, English, and French, and was able to write, paint, shave, and roll a cigarette using only his mouth. He makes a brief appearance in the 1932 film “Freaks,” lighting a cigarette and uttering only one virtually inscrutable line of dialogue: “Can you do anything with your eyebrows?” He died of a heart attack in 1934 at the age of 63."

The video clip above is taken from a feature-length film released by MGM in 1932 and can be viewed here. [via]

Video: Butt Walking

This guy's going to take ages to get home. And I hope that those wet patches are down to him coming in from the rain.

Video: Brainwave

This guy can make his brain move. Eww! [via]

Back-To-Front Feet

A waitress born with back-to-front feet refuses to be classified as disabled and says that she lives a normal life.

Wang Fang, 27, of Chongqing city in China, was born with her feet facing the wrong way, but has learned to live with her condition without problems and recently refused a disability pension.

She said: "I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled."

Click for a photo of her with her back-to-front shoes on. [via]

Video: Moo!

WTF? [via]

Tree Man 'Who Grew Roots' May Be Cured

An Indonesian fisherman who grew tree-like growths after a teenage accident has been offered a cure by an American doctor.

Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty "roots" began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

The welts spread across his body unchecked and soon he was left unable to carry out everyday household tasks.

To make ends meet he joined a local "freak show", parading in front of a paying audience alongside victims of other peculiar diseases.

But now an American dermatology expert who flew out to Dede's home village south of the capital Jakarta claims to have identified his condition, and proposed a treatment that could transform his life.

After testing samples of the lesions and Dede's blood, Dr Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland concluded that his affliction is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers.

Dr Gaspari, who became involved in the case through a Discovery Channel documentary, believes that Dede's condition can be largely cleared up by a daily doses of a synthetic form of Vitamin A, which has been shown to arrest the growth of warts in severe cases of HPV.

The Daily Telegraph has more photos along with videos.

Video: Crazy Man Hates NYC

This guy hates New York City as much as Homer Simpson. [via]

Video: Brother And Sister Have Had Four Children Together

A news story about a German brother and sister who have had four children together. Not that I'm saying it's right to do what they are doing, or normal, but it's not until the end of the news report where you discover that even though technically they are brother and sister, they didn't meet each other into their teens which is a bit different to growing up together. [via]

Woman Jumps From Tokyo Building Onto Man

A woman who leaped from a 11-story building in Tokyo in an apparent suicide, hit injured a passer-by causing serious brain injuries. The woman was declared dead at the scene.

Japan has one of the industrial world's highest suicide rates, with more than 32,000 people taking their own lives in 2006. Link

Man Refuses To Shave Beard Until Metallica Releases New Album

This guy is refusing to shave his beard until Metallica releases a new album. So far he's gone 14 months without shaving. [via]

Man Makes Giant Hairball

Barber Henry Coffer has been collecting hair for most of the 50 years that he has been cutting hair. He started collecting hair for a customer who spread it around his watermelon patch to keep coyotes out. Henry kept saving the hair cuttings even after the farmer stopped raising melons.

His hairball now weighs around 167 pounds (75.7kg) and he has submitted it to the Guinness Book of World Records.

Spluch has a news video of the hairball.

Video: Giri Giri Limbo

WTF? [via]

Video: Facesitting

OMG

OMG

Each to their own I guess.

Video: Head Chunks

I'm confused. (Warning: Contains vomit)

Man Hits Wife In Head With An Onion

That'll teach her.

Mr No Nose

What the hell is that?! It's a mugshot of Robert Wayne "No Nose" Gardner who was arrested along with two other men in a "kidnapping and assault in a case worthy of a cult movie plot".

In case you are wondering, Mr No Nose became disfigured as a result of a gunshot wound. [via]

Japan's 10 Strangest Qualifications

Japan's 10 strangest qualifications including comic certification, the order of the octopus and underpants university.